Hey. I just thought about this after looking staring at my new brothers, Keith and Ken for two hours straight.

So, to all of you who wishes to see more pics of my awesome self, I shall grant it. I'll show you pics of me when I was younger, advancing to a new super handsome level.

At first I looked like a weak weenie, but you have to admit, I was kinda cute, I'm still cute now, of course. Much cuter, though. Who wants to hug little Wayne? :



Then, a nerd passed by our house and randomly possesed me. He was jealous of me. Still, he wasn't that powerful, 'cause my uber cool face remained untouched :



Ok, let's go to the teenage part. This is a pic when I was 15.

Whoa, look at that. Am I hot or what? :



And here I am now :



As awesome as ever. I'm sure many of you guys' eyes are popping out. Believe me or not, it's hard being my cool self. Girls chase me, boys turn into gays, and join the girls and dogs chase me. But I'll never exchange my good looks for a million dollars, my good men and women. NEVER.

Some applause, please! Thank you, thank you! Aw, shucks. I'm sure you loved my show. Well, that's it for now, folks.